From what I understand, the well-ordering theorem assumes ANY set can be made well-ordered depending on how you define the ordering.
For example, $\mathbb{Z}$ is not well-ordered according to the conventional ordering of (<). But, if we define a new ordering, say ($\prec$), s.t. for any $a,b \in \mathbb{Z}$, we have $a \prec b$ whenever $|a| \le |b|$, then we can order the set of integers as $\{0, 1 ,-1, 2,-2,3, -3,...\}$ and thus make the set well-ordered. Under this new ordering the least element is $0$, and every nonempty subset will also have a least element.
If the well-ordering axiom is true, then there exists an ordering s.t. the $\mathbb{R}$ are also well-ordered, but how is this possible given the $\mathbb{R}$ is uncountable?
In other words, if there was such an ordering, say ordering $(@)$, then that ordering would effectively be a function makes the reals listable, would it not? Under $@$, there would be some number, say $n_1$, that would be the least element of $\mathbb{R}$... and another number, $n_2$, that would be the least element of $\mathbb{R}-\{n_1\}$... and another number, $n_3$, that would be the least element of $\mathbb{R}-\{n_1,n_2\}$, and so on and so forth... but we know the reals cannot be placed into a one-to-one correspondence with $\mathbb{N}$ as $n_1,n_2,n_3$,... This seems like a contradiction to me.
Can anyone resolve this for me without getting too steeped in jargon and notation? Thanks.