The uniformization theorem in complex analysis says that
T1. Any Riemann surface of genus $0$ is conformally equivalent to the unit sphere.
The uniformization theorem in differential geometry says that
T2. Any smooth Riemannian metric on $S^2$ is conformal to the round metric.
T2 implies that any metric $g_{ij}$ on a sphere has the form $e^\sigma (g_0)_{ij}$, where $g_0$ is the standard metric of the unit sphere. In particular, any two metrics are conformal to each other. Here are a few paradoxical statements that seem to follow from this:
Cor1. Any diffeomorphism $f:S^2\to S^2$ is a holomorphic map.
This is because we can use this map to define a new metric $\,f_\ast g$, but the new metric must be conformal to the old metric, therefore $f$ is a conformal map. As far as I understand, being conformal in the sense of Riemannian geometry is the same as being conformal in the sense of complex analysis (?).
Obviously, this is nonsense because the only holomorphic automorphisms of $S^2$ are the Möbius transformations.
Cor2. Any coordinate chart on $S^2$ is conformal for any metric.
This is because the metric is proportional to some other metric, which is diagonal in these coordinates, therefore is itself diagonal.
This is also obviously nonsense because locally the matrix of the metric is an arbitrary symmetric positive $2\times 2$ matrix.
What am I missing, and what is the relationship between T1 and T2? If I want to deform Riemannian metrics on the sphere (no complex structure), is it indeed enough to look at just the conformal variations, or are there nontrivial quasiconformal variations?