Let $S_n$ be a unit n-sphere in $\mathbb{R}_n$: $$ \sum_{i=1}^n x_i^2 = 1 $$
How to generate a probability measure $\mu$ that is uniform on $S_n$?
Well, there is an answer long time ago: You essentially take $y_i$ to be independent random Gaussian variables (with the same mean and variance); in the end you normalize them $x_i = y_i / \sqrt{\sum_{i=1}^n y_i^2}$ to get $\mu$.
One may speculate that the Wick theorem for Gaussian distribution still holds for $\mu$, i.e. correlations can be factorized into pairs, for example
$$
\mathbb{E}[x_i x_j x_k x_l] = \mathbb{E}[x_i x_j ] \mathbb{E}[x_k x_l ]+ \mathbb{E}[x_i x_k ] \mathbb{E}[x_j x_l ] + \mathbb{E}[x_i x_l ] \mathbb{E}[x_j x_k ]
$$
The rationale is that we can first generate the independent normal random variable $y_i$. These $y_i$s satisfy Wick theorem, and we normalize correlators after the factorization.
Is this true? Can we prove that Wick theorem for $\mu$ using the rotational invariance?
Update: According to joriki, the Wick theorem above does not hold. However, using the calculation by ben, we have a modified Wick contraction: $$ \mathbb{E}_{\mathbb{S}^{n-1}}[x_i x_j x_k x_l] = \frac{1}{f(2,n)} \mathbb{E}_{\mathbb{R}^{n}}[x_i x_j x_k x_l]\\ = \frac{1}{f(2,n)} ( \mathbb{E}_{\mathbb{R}^{n}}[x_i x_j ] \mathbb{E}_{\mathbb{R}^{n}}[x_k x_l ]+ \mathbb{E}_{\mathbb{R}^{n}}[x_i x_k ] \mathbb{E}_{\mathbb{R}^{n}}[x_j x_l ] + \mathbb{E}_{\mathbb{R}^{n}}[x_i x_l ] \mathbb{E}_{\mathbb{R}^{n}}[x_j x_k ]) \\ = \frac{f(1,n)^2}{f(2,n)} ( \mathbb{E}_{\mathbb{S}^{n-1}}[x_i x_j ] \mathbb{E}_{\mathbb{S}^{n-1}}[x_k x_l ]+ \mathbb{E}_{\mathbb{S}^{n-1}}[x_i x_k ] \mathbb{E}_{\mathbb{S}^{n-1}}[x_j x_l ] + \mathbb{E}_{\mathbb{S}^{n-1}}[x_i x_l ] \mathbb{E}_{\mathbb{S}^{n-1}}[x_j x_k ]) $$ For a general 2k point correlator, we need a factor of $\frac{f(1,n)^k}{f(k,n)}$. The contraction rules remain the same as the Wick theorem.
My point is just that the spherical averages can be computed using the usual "Wick combinatorics". Indeed a "true" Wick's theorem cannot be true as pointed out by @joriki.
– Ben Jan 18 '23 at 18:27