At first, I had thought the average must be zero, since for every positive number there's an equal magnitude negative number to cancel out the positive number's effect on the average, leaving only zero to set the average.
But you can make a similar argument about any number, for example using an arbitrary choice of 9, for every number x units greater than 9, there's another number x units less than 9, which would make 9 the mean. But since I could have chosen any number here instead of 9 that would mean that any and every number is the average of all real numbers.
So, what is the mean of all real numbers?