A spiral is a curve $\gamma$ with the polar equation $r=f(\theta)$ where $f$ is a continuous positive strictly monotone function on some interval $[a, b]$, $-\infty<a<b<\infty$. Best known examples are the logarithmic spiral and the Archimedean spiral.
Problem: Find a spiral whose centroid is the origin of the coordinate system.
Progress so far: We want $$\int_\gamma x\,ds = \int_\gamma y \,ds = 0 \tag1$$ Note that $x = f(\theta)\cos\theta$, $y = f(\theta)\sin\theta$, and $ds = \sqrt{(f'(\theta))^2 + f(\theta)^2}\,d\theta$. Thus, we need the function $$g(\theta) = f(\theta) \sqrt{(f'(\theta))^2 + f(\theta)^2} $$ to be orthogonal to both $\cos \theta$ and $\sin\theta$ on the interval $[a, b]$, meaning $$\int_a^b g(\theta)\cos\theta\,d\theta = \int_a^b g(\theta)\sin\theta\,d\theta = 0\tag2$$ A natural way to satisfy (2) is to take $[a, b] = [0, 2\pi]$ and $g$ to be constant (say $g\equiv 1$ as scaling does not matter). However this fails, because solving the equation $g\equiv 1$ for $f$ (as an autonomous ODE) yields $f(\theta) = \sqrt{\sin 2\theta}$ (up to a shift), which is not even defined, let alone monotone, on any interval of length $2\pi$.
Note: It is not required for $[a, b]$ to have length $2\pi$ or a multiple of $2\pi$; it can be any nontrivial finite interval.
