I have been tasked with performing a "spoof" lecture for the new math undergraduates at my school. It is supposed to be a bit intimidating and confusing, but not too bad, and still humourous (at least for those that understand the stuff). I also want everything I say to be true, so no jokes about all functions being linear or anything.
I have already done this before, but that time I found out about it just a few days in advance, so I ended up telling the students a little bit about functions and sets, and proceeded to give some definitions and theorems from homological algebra. It was kind of made up on the spot, but it was confusing and not very consistent. This time it is supposed to be in late August, so I can plan a lot more. I already have a few ideas, but I am interested in knowing what the community thinks. Maybe you have done something like this before, and can share your experiences. Maybe you are yourself an undergraduate, and know what would catch you off guard. Regardless, I am open for any ideas. Keep in mind that it is not only about the content, but about the presentation too; if the level makes a big jump at the right time, then all the better.
Thanks for any input, and I will share my ideas later.