Before this writing the smallest order for which the nonexistence of simple groups of that order is not explicitly demonstrated on this site is $264$; this self-answered question aims to fill that gap. (See Prove there are no simple groups of even order $<500$ except orders $2$, $60$, $168$, and $360$., the sole answer of which describes an outline for proving the titular statement but does not describe how to establish the claim for order $264$.) Other answers are, of course, welcome.
How does one show that there are no simple groups of order $264$?